WESTERN
Atheism in Literature
the Wonderful Tar-Baby Story 1881
"DIDN'T the fox never catch the rabbit, Uncle Remus?" asked the little boy the
next evening.
"He come mighty nigh it, honey, sho's you born-Brer Fox did. One day atter Brer
Rabbit fool 'im wid dat calamus root, Brer Fox went ter wuk en got 'im some tar,
en mix it wid some turkentime, en fix up a contrapshun wat he call a Tar-Baby, en
he tuck dish yer Tar-Baby en he sot 'er in de big road, en den he lay off in de
bushes fer to see wat de news wuz gwineter be. En he didn't hatter wait long,
nudder, kaze bimeby here come Brer Rabbit pacin' down de road-lippity-clippity,
clippity-lippity-dez ez sassy ez a jay-bird. Brer Fox, he lay low. Brer Rabbit
come prancin' 'long twel he spy de Tar-Baby, en den e fotch up on his behime legs
like he wuz 'stonished. De Tar-Baby, she sot dar, she did, en Brer Fox, he lay
low.
" 'Mawnin'!' sez Brer Rabbit, sezee-'nice wedder dis mawnin',' sezee.
Tar-Baby ain't sayin' nothin', en Brer Fox, he lay low. "'How duz yo symtums
seem ter segashuate?' sez Brer Rabbit, sezee.
Brer Fox, he wink his eye slow, en lay low, en de Tar-Baby, she ain't sayin'
nothin'.
"'How you come on den? Is you deaf?' sez Brer Rabbit, sezee. 'Kaze if you is, I
kin holler louder, sezee.
Tar-Baby stay still, en Brer Fox, he lay low.
"'Youer stuck up, dat's w'at you is,' says Brer Rabbit, sezee, "en I'gwineter
kyore you, dat's w'at I'm a gwineter do,' sezee. Brer Fox, he sorter chuckle
in his stummuck, he did, but Tar-Baby ain't sayin' nothin'. "'I m gwineter larn
you howter talk ter 'specttubble fokes ef hit's de las' ack,' sez Brer Rabbit,
sezee. 'Ef you don't take off dat hat en tell me howdy, I'm gwineter bus' you
wide open,' sezee.
Tar-Baby stay still, en Brer Fox, he lay low. Brer Rabbit keep on axin' 'im en
de Tar-Baby, she keep on sayin' nothin', twel present'y Brer Rabbit draw back wid
his fis', he did, en blip he tuck 'er side er de head. Right dar's whar he broke
his merlasses jug. His fis' stuck en he can't pull loose. He tar hilt 'im. But
Tar-Baby, she stay still, en Brer Fox, he lay low.
"'Ef you don't lemme loose, I'll knock you agin,' sez Brer Rabbit, sezee, en wid
dat he fotch 'er a wipe wid de udder han', en dat stuck. Tar-Baby, she ain't
sayin' nothin', en Brer Fox, he lay low.
"'Tu'n me loose, fo' I kick de natal stuffin' outen you,' sez Brer Rabbit, sezee,
but de Tar-Baby, she ain't sayin' nothin'. She des hilt on, en den Brer Rabbit
lose de use er his feet in de same way. Brer Fox, he lay low. Den Brer Rabbit
squall out dat ef de Tar-Baby don't tu'n 'im loose he butt 'er cranksided. En den
he butted, en his head got stuck. Den Brer Fox, he sa'ntered fort', lookin' des
ez innercent ez one er yo' mammy's mockin'-birds.
"'Howdy, Brer Rabbit,' sez Brer Fox, sezee. 'You look sorter stuck up dis
mawnin',' sezee, en den he rolled on de groun', en laughed en laughed twel he
couldn't laugh no mo . 'I speck you'll take dinner wid me dis time, Brer Rabbit.
I done laid in some calamus root, en I ain't gwineter take no skuse,' sez Brer
Fox, sezee." Here Uncle Remus paused, and drew a two-pound yam out of the
ashes.
"Did the fox eat the rabbit?" asked the little boy to whom the story had been
told.
"Dat's all de fur de tale goes," replied the old man. "He mout, en den agin he
moutent. Some say Jedge B'ar come 'long en loosed 'im-some say he didn't. I hear
Miss Sally callin'. You better run 'long."
- by Joel Chandler Harris, Uncle Remus: legends of the old plantation (D. Appleton: NY 1881)
analysis of the story available at http://xroads.virginia.edu/~UG97/remus/tar-baby.html
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